Ratboy Genius Dreams Minecraft - Ep02 is the first Ratboy Genius episode where Little King John makes an appearance. In addition, this episode brought us the well-known video, Potato Knishes.
Official Summary[]
We look in on Summer Solstice Baby and Little King John. Summer Solstice Baby gets mad. Little King John sings a new song "Potato Knishes" and Summer Solstice Baby sings a new song "Anybody Wants to Know".
Plot[]
The episode begins with Little King John intruding in on a kidnapped Summer Solstice Baby, who is walking around Little King John's Kingdom. After craning his elastic neck repeatedly at her and scaring her, he speaks to her in his castle . Little King John offers romance, but Summer Solstice Baby rudely turns him down. Hurt, he announces he "must go to work." He then sings Potato Knishes in his factory. Later, Summer Solstice Baby sings Anybody Wants to Know.
Transcript[]
Little King John: Summer Solstice baby, you look lovely today.
Little King John: The weather is fine, let's go out and play!
Summer Solstice: Little king john, please leave me alone.
Summer Solstice: I don't want to be here, I want to go home.
Summer Solstice: It's not nice of you to keep me trapped here.
Little King John: But Summer Solstice Baby, there is nothing to fear.
Little King John: I am a nice king, with a wonderful kingdom.
Summer Solstice: If you are so nice, then give me my freedom!
Little King John: You are free to go anywhere in my magnificant land.
Little King John: We can roam around together, hand in hand.
Summer Solstice: Ew, no thanks! That does not sound like fun!
Summer Solstice: You are cruel, uncaring, insensitive, and dumb!
Little King John: You don't really mean that, that was not very kind.
Little King John: Once you get to know me better, you will change your mind.
Little King John: I have to go now, I must go to work.
Summer Solstice: Be gone with you then, you crazy dumb jerk!
Anybody Wants to Know follows